Kritikos

1. Any assembly of musicians that literally creates rhythmical chaos and causes math-rockers to cum and scenesters' ears to bleed.

2. Anything describing something that's better than everything else around it.

3. A group of people who uses seals and/or any other aquatic mammals including (but not limited to) dolphins, whales, and sea anemones as battering rams to take down any mid evil fortress or garrison.

1. Possible responses to listening to a kritikos:

a. That kritikos is literally the best thing I've ever heard.
b. I'm just going to text instead of pretend to be interested.

2. That band is pretty kritikos because of the fact that they don't suck.

3. That kritikos is literally whaling on the front gates of Mrs.Oldenhiemer's house!

Kritikos by fuckingAright January 21, 2010

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duckstraction

The command given to a bird dog when retrieving water fowl(foul)

Damm old blue , he’s getting to old for duckstraction

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fore-nugget

Another term for the clitoris.

I will kick you in the fore-nugget woman!

fore-nugget by zoinda January 2, 2009

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gark

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

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Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

Every ounce of blood by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

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nazy

Navy+lazy=Nazy

Due to the fact that the navy officer didn't do anything today makes him a nazy :)

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Look at them.

They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

Corrupted Vor: “Look at them. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. but I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.”

Tenno: “ok.” *fucking one shots Vor instantly*

Look at them. by mmmmmmmmmm. December 19, 2018

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