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cock mummy 

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
cock mummy by HBT September 13, 2003
adj. Used to describe the favorable appearance of someone of the opposite sex, without specifically using any descriptive words.
Good to use in when in company of members of the opposite sex with whom in which you are in good standing and would not like to ruin any of your chances to hook up with in the near future.
Katie:Hey what do you think of my new roommate?
Mike: She is..talented...
talented by don corleone September 15, 2004
Those fingerprints are olik ,he's not a suspect anymore.
Olik by Cookieslice May 10, 2021
Israels version of the CIA, used for more than half a century to blackmail prominent politicians and business leaders of their supposed allies, including the USA and European nations, via agents like Jeffrey Epstein.

They use these aforementioned political manipulation tactics to coerce support for their indiscriminate killing of anyone they want to murder around the world, with impunity.

Mossad has also infiltrated the software industry, using their former agents turned software executives (such as Nicole Junkermann and Ehud Barak), to push Israeli software (such as Carbyne and OWKIN), that’s used to spy on people worldwide and also illegally collect their healthcare data.
Mossad hacked into UrbanDictionary.com in early July of 2025, and removed (or manipulated the display order of) several definitions relating to Israel, Zionist, and Jeffrey Epstein, among others.

Israel uses Mossad to blackmail and coerce support from political leaders worldwide, because they know they can’t naturally foster positive reinforcement or support for their abhorrent actions.

Jeff Flaks used his power at Hartford HealthCare (HHC) to sign an agreement with the Israel Innovation Authority (IAA) in 2020; so now Mossad gets free rein to spy on all Connecticut patients who have ever sought treatment at any site within HHC’s massive conglomerate multi-billion dollar “non-profit” network.

Mossad is watching me right now as I add this definition. I wonder how long it will take for them to murder me and then bribe the investigators to stop investigating.

The two-legged man 

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
The two-legged man by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

world cup 2014 

The 2014 FIFA World Cup is the 20th FIFA World Cup, a tournament for the men's football world championship, which is currently taking place in Brazil.

It began on 12 June, and is scheduled to conclude on 13 July with the final. It is the second time that Brazil has hosted the competition. Brazil was elected unchallenged as host nation in 2007 after the international football federation.

teams:
Brazil (out in 4th place)
Mexico(out if round of 16)
Croatia(Out in group stage)
Cameroon(out in group stage)

Netherlands(3rd place)
Chile(out if round of 16)
Spain (out in group, D=)
Australia(out in group)

Colombia(quarter final knock out)
Greece(out in round of 16)
Ivory coast(out in group)
Japan(out in group stage)

Costa Rica(lost in penaltys in quarter finals)
Uruguay(out in round of 16)
Italy(out in group stage)
England(out in group stage)

France(quarter final knock out)
Switzerland(out in round of 16)
Ecuador(out in group stage)
Honduras(out in group stage)

Argentina(2nd place)
Nigeria(out in round of 16)
Bosnia(out in group stage)
Iran(out in group stage)

Germany(champions)
USA(out in round of 16)
Portugal(Out in group stage)
Ghana(out in group stage)

Belgium(quarter final knock out)
Algeria(out in round of 16)
Russia(out in group stage)
Korea(out in group stage)
world cup 2014 was crap, eh?
world cup 2014 by RodrigoRodriguez2022 September 28, 2014
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