cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003

self of steam

Term used by members of the population that never advanced past third grade trying to say "self esteem"

Getting your ass kicked can't be good for your self of steam.

by HBT September 12, 2003

smackbat

Fictional device used to assult one with words.

Dude took out the smackbat and went upside you head with that weak argument.

by HBT September 12, 2003