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A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.
I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room
by HBT September 13, 2003
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
by BeBoSmu November 17, 2007
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