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Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!

Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!

James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!

Jenna: On my tits!!!

Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!

Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!

Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!

James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...

Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!

James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.

Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
CoC by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
- Evil Girl
- ICQ Spammer
- A creature which can send you 50 messages in 5 sec.
Mondi is weird
Mondi is here
Oh no is mondi!
mondi by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Questioned 

Didn't readily accept everything they heard, witnessed, read without thinking about the matter, since to not question a matter would be to assume, and assumptions are dangerous.
Bad things would happen to any guy that questioned if the girl was really raped, whether anybody would want to rape her, whether they found her attractive or not personally (regardless of what other guys thought of her), since to do so was to question her authoritie, which made it harder for her to dominate/intimidate members of the opposite sex (via court and prison sentences) as she was accustomed to. If a guy did the same thing, nobody would hesitate to question or even laugh at him, including some of the females that claimed to be raped, assaulted, or abused (many of whom benefitted personally from doing so).
a guy that
iu no Junaid
Junaid by g guy guy December 20, 2022

gold trim 

If something is deemed to be not up to standard, then it is described as being"gold trim".

Stems from the fact that girls wearing clothes and shoes with gold trim are inevitably mingers, and that pulling one is dropping one's typical standard.
"This kebab is gold trim, mate"

"Butler pulled a right gold trim last night"
gold trim by Hugh DoVooDoo July 30, 2008
A person who's like Marmite – some love them like an angel, while others see them as a bit devilish. (and scary)
Oh, Emily? She's a Neulei for sure. Her friends think she's this amazing, caring soul, but her neighbors are convinced she's a devil with all the noise from her late-night parties. It's hilarious how opinions can be so split!
Neulei by Krif March 10, 2024
A type of person who is hot, intelligent, tall and likeable. They are one of the strongest group of people, and that probably comes from their name Aslak, which means godfight. While they are strong, they also tend to have a good relationship with mothers, especially yours, and that makes them alpha males. Their dick is also extremely extremely big, and veiny. Usually a grower and not a shower, so dont get dissappointed if it looks small when you see it while its not hard. And last but not least they are definitely not fat at all, believe me.
Oh look, over theres Aslak, hes so handsome.
Yeah he definitely has a big cock.
Aslak by Aslak Nakenby June 7, 2021
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