This is an acronym used for the mobile game Clash of Clans. Not only is it easier to say CoC, but it is more fun. People outside of your conversion will think you are talking about a penis you may or may not have.
Person 1: Dude, let me see your CoC.
Person 2: Sure thing. Let me whip it out now. I have touched my CoC in a long time.
Person 1: My CoC is so much bigger since the last time I showed you.
Person 2: Sure thing. Let me whip it out now. I have touched my CoC in a long time.
Person 1: My CoC is so much bigger since the last time I showed you.
by somedudewritingstuff June 06, 2014
Fed up with the same ol' LoL abbreviation, CoC is a functional reuse of the same.
Clamorously Obviously Cackling
Clamorously Obviously Cackling
by Driftwood Lizard November 05, 2011
Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
"Corruption of Champions", a text game in which you are selected as “The Champion” and you set out to rid your world of demonic corruption, or inevitably become a part of it based on the choices you make. Within the realm of this land you will encounter horny goblins to fuck, busty succubi to fuck, and lustful hermaphrodites to fuck. The game was formerly developed actively by Fenoxo, who we all know as the ultimate god of erotic text games.
The abbreviation is pronounced "cock" ; this shortform naming is a bit of a running gag in Fen's games.
by noreturnfrom86 May 03, 2018
Joe: Dude, how big is your coc?
Bob: Its a 8 dude, what about you Joe?
Joe: Mine's a 9 dude, suck it!
Jill: WTF are youtalking about??
Bob, Joe: Its Clash of Clans, why is your mind so messed up?
Bob: Its a 8 dude, what about you Joe?
Joe: Mine's a 9 dude, suck it!
Jill: WTF are youtalking about??
Bob, Joe: Its Clash of Clans, why is your mind so messed up?
by theoneandonlykevar December 08, 2015
hey babe can i play with ur coc *bf pulls pants down babe gets confused then starts getting sussy ;)
by ProTranslaterboy123coolboy February 24, 2022