Suryash
Sexy 😩
Suryash by T2627wusgsjq November 23, 2021
Urban Dictionary
towdickery
towdickery by towdickologist October 9, 2013
Anderson Cooper 360
One person suctions their lips to the other person's asshole. The latter takes a volcano shit into the first person's mouth. Then the second person throws the volcano shit back up into the other persons asshole. The first person then sits back and gets into money shot position. Finally the second person farts and sprays the shitty vomit mixture up all over the first person's face.
Guy 1 - "I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."
Guy 2 - "Yeah, you're dad gave me an Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."
Guy 2 - "Yeah, you're dad gave me an Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."
Anderson Cooper 360 by Federer343 December 16, 2011
Krille the Catman
One day, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were on a quest to find a rare and magical plant that was said to have the power to heal any wound. As they journeyed through a dark forest, they heard a strange sound.
It sounded like a cat meowing, but it was coming from a human voice. They followed the sound until they came upon a strange creature being attacked by a group of bewitched goblins.
Quickly, the trio sprang into action, using their unique skills to defeat the goblins and rescue the creature. When the goblins were defeated, the creature emerged from the shadows.
He was a man, but he had the appearance of a cat. He introduced himself as Krille the Catman and thanked the trio for saving his life. Krille explained that he had been cursed by an evil sorcerer who had turned him into a cat-like creature.
At first, the trio was suspicious of Krille, wondering whether he was an ally or an enemy. But as they talked with him, they began to realize that he was genuinely grateful for their help and had no intention of harming them.
Krille offered to join the trio on their quest to find the magical plant, saying that he wanted to repay them for their kindness. The trio agreed, and they set off together into the forest.
It sounded like a cat meowing, but it was coming from a human voice. They followed the sound until they came upon a strange creature being attacked by a group of bewitched goblins.
Quickly, the trio sprang into action, using their unique skills to defeat the goblins and rescue the creature. When the goblins were defeated, the creature emerged from the shadows.
He was a man, but he had the appearance of a cat. He introduced himself as Krille the Catman and thanked the trio for saving his life. Krille explained that he had been cursed by an evil sorcerer who had turned him into a cat-like creature.
At first, the trio was suspicious of Krille, wondering whether he was an ally or an enemy. But as they talked with him, they began to realize that he was genuinely grateful for their help and had no intention of harming them.
Krille offered to join the trio on their quest to find the magical plant, saying that he wanted to repay them for their kindness. The trio agreed, and they set off together into the forest.
As they journeyed, Krille proved to be a valuable addition to the team. He had cat-like reflexes and an incredible sense of smell, which helped them locate the magical plant quickly. They also found that he had a mysterious power to communicate with other animals in the forest.
However, the trio still had their suspicions about Krille. They wondered if he was hiding something from them, and if he had ulterior motives for joining their team.
After finding the magical plant and returning it to its rightful owner, the trio decided to confront Krille. They asked him about his intentions and whether he was truly on their side.
Krille was taken aback by their questions, but he understood their suspicion. He revealed that he had been alone for a long time, and he had never encountered anyone as kind as the trio. He wanted to be a part of their team and help them on their adventures.
The trio was touched by Krille's words and agreed to let him join them permanently. They knew that they had gained a new and valuable member, and they looked forward to the adventures that lay ahead.
(Krille the catman was really suspicious tho)
However, the trio still had their suspicions about Krille. They wondered if he was hiding something from them, and if he had ulterior motives for joining their team.
After finding the magical plant and returning it to its rightful owner, the trio decided to confront Krille. They asked him about his intentions and whether he was truly on their side.
Krille was taken aback by their questions, but he understood their suspicion. He revealed that he had been alone for a long time, and he had never encountered anyone as kind as the trio. He wanted to be a part of their team and help them on their adventures.
The trio was touched by Krille's words and agreed to let him join them permanently. They knew that they had gained a new and valuable member, and they looked forward to the adventures that lay ahead.
(Krille the catman was really suspicious tho)
Krille the Catman by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
Bakerism
A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.
Bakerism by floyd barber May 14, 2011