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Urban Dictionary

Meatloverasaurus 

a term used for a individual who extremely obsessed and always on the prowl/hunt for meat or any meat based product on a daily. they tend to go to your home and devour all your sausages.
Angie: "All Our meat is GONE!"

Alex: "I know what happened!....Lisandra must of been here earlier!"

Angie: "Your right! It must of been her! She's such a Meatloverasaurus!"

teen boys 

Boys who quote things like borat and calls everything and everyone gay just for the sake of it. All they do is want to get in a girls pants and get blowjobs all the time. They nonstop talk about fucking your mom and just fucking in general. And after everything you say they say "your mom" for no apparent reason. And they think the way to a girls heart is messing with them and telling them they have boners just so you will make out with them. They usually are jackasses and act like idiots on a regular basis. As in sticking there arms in a fire and mooning the girls when they get the chance. They brag about drinking and "snorting pepper" just to get a laugh,attention,or to impress us. But at the same time to us teen girls they are the most amazing thing ever to be put on this earth. Well i dont know if all guys are like this. All i know is this is how the ones i know act.
(after hanging out with all friends girls/boys)
teenboy-"hey can we go back to your house after this?"
teengirl-"i dont think so. a few of us girls are spending the night at my house."
teenboy-"so? we could still spend the night."
teengirl-"where would you sleep?"
teenboy-"on top of you!"

teenboy1-"this taste really good"
teenboy2-"thats what your mom said last night!oooh"

teenboy1-"oh my god she is so hot!"
teenboy2-"i know! yeah, i hear she gives good blowjobs too."
teenboy1-"(borat voice)NIIICCEE!"
teenboy2-"(goes up to girl) hey i was looking at you and you gave me a boner! you wanna give me a blowjob?"
teengirl-"NO!!go fuck yourself! you teen boys are all alike!"
Yeah, harm is bound to happen.
Hym "I do not give a fuck about what your number 1 concern is. I am not here to keep you safe and I am not here to labor indefinitely for nothing. Your strategy of delay gratification to the grave isn't going to work on enough people for long enough and your safety is entirely dependent on whether or not someone is motivated to harm you."
Safety by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

optical sex

Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.
Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on his sister.
optical sex by Collins Hall November 12, 2004

shmrugle 

The act of blowing bubbles in a cup of milk in which a male's balls is inserted therefore producing a erotic sensation.
Those crazy kids shmrugled last night!

I love it when you shmrugle me!
shmrugle by Michelle May 13, 2005
The location of a strange woman who doesn't speak much english.
I'm in apartment 6.... Eltiste
Eltiste by Awesome Handler April 28, 2010