Don’t let them know

Kick your face with a pop socket in a small place in a elevator in the empire state building.

A school district notorious for being #1 in everything jn texas. What people don't know is that the school is full of fuck boys, hoes, showoffs/tryhards, losers, and overall douchebags that don't care about anything other than sex. You usually find sophomores being pregnant, and useless pep rallys that only make the students want to die even more.

Chris is a great lil son. He can’t beat you in game pigeon but we love em anyway. He is strangely happy all the time which puts everyone around him in a good mood. It’s weird to see him sad, and when he is sad you are sad. We don’t want our lil Sonny boy to be sad. Sonny Boy Chris is absolutely hilarious and has the best sense of humor ever. He is a people person and can make anyone around him happy.

Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.

When two hairy gay men have intercourse in which they are both covered in marshmallow fluff and glitter.