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derek norris 

A mammal who yells at anything and everything. There are many couriois sounds that come from his anus every 15 minutes. Yelling and farting equals being pationate.
If you experience a Derek Norris moment you have felt the vibrations.
derek norris by Fart juice ram July 16, 2017

scene slut 

Basically any guy/girl that goes to shows just to make popularity in the scene world, that dresses the clothes and shit but doesn't do anything at the concert but stand there. aka worthless piece of shit.
Scene Slut: omfg i want to go to a show tonight, i don't even care who's playing!
Me: wtf you're a dumbass, stop being such a scene slut.
scene slut by Daean July 14, 2005
That annoying cold shit that falls from the sky just to make you sick.
Person: It’s snowing!
Me: oh sh*t! *starts to run
Snow by TheAnnoyingBoiz November 23, 2018

Grannies Fairy Dust 

The ejaculate of a mature lady, probably over 70 years old.
Matty J: Mate, the other day I pulled this right old munter. I was going down on her when she came and got a face full of Grannies Fairy Dust!

Deano: Respect!

Pant Prickle 

The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes
Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle

Person #2: Dude, that's tough

lime riki 

When you cut a lime in half and a girl squeezes and wipes it all over your balls and choad, then licks it off. Note this is strictly for heterosexual couples. The homosexual version of this is called a "Lime Petey."
Dan: After a couple of kamakazes Jake's mom gave me a Lime Riki.

Steve: Is that why Jake keyed your car?

Dan: Probably.
lime riki by skid mark vz April 9, 2008
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