Stripey Dave

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.

Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."

Stripey Dave by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010

hoes

Bad term describing black women of the Rutgers University women's basketball team with tatoos and afro-like curly hair, used on radio to make you loose your job if you're a moron basketball radio host using these terms.

- Don Imus (thinking: Today is a great day to loose my job!!) marveling at the tatoos on some of the Rutgers players (Gasp! Women with big tatoos!),
- Someone off-camera shouts: "...some hardcore hoes."
- Don Imus follows with: "That's some nappy-headed hoes there, I'm gonna tell you that now!"(then, loose my job)

hoes by Silvain X April 30, 2007

Blake plans

To make plans with someone, then that same person cancels. Made famous by a person named Blake.

"Hey didn't you have plans with Jeff tonight?"
"Yah, but he made Blake plans, he's just going to stay home now."

Blake plans by Christian McNamara March 17, 2008

name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing

Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."

name carpetbombing by AYYFRON April 24, 2011

Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

Salty Joe by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023

Annie Leblanc

An angel from heaven, infinity times better than Mackenzie Ziegler, sings wayyyyyy better and has a nice heart. Yeah, she's much prettier and slimmer than Mackenzie. Her nose is ten times smaller too. She deserves Asher Angel and all the love in the world.

Friend: That girl is so pretty and kind! She also has a nice voice.
Me: Yeah, she is typically an Annie Leblanc.

Annie Leblanc by lebronlova February 6, 2020

my arse is trophy

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.

My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).

my arse is trophy by Majomka February 17, 2020

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