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Ape Donkey 

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.
Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"
Ape Donkey by Tebsin September 19, 2010

Rocky Road 

When a woman is double penetrated by two cocks from behind and she poops while both cocks are inside and then both guys ejaculate inside of her at the same time.
She had a Rocky Road when two guys double penetrated her from behind and she poops on their cocks as they came inside of her .
Rocky Road by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018
verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar to embarassed, except with more direct connotations to one's bitchhood. Usually being embitched is a bad thing, but not always.
Maxine: Get the fuckin' yard cleaned up, Daryl you useless shit!
Mike: Dude! Don't let her embitch you like that. If you let it go now, it'll be like that you're entire relationship. Be a man!
Daryl: Sorry, bro. I was embitched long ago.

Jack: Woman, you better be naked when I get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
Dana: -sigh- I've been embitched.
a rotting male or female reproductive organ
you stupid murf, your're such a murf,you little murf
Murf by Ethan B. June 23, 2007

Done the Deed

A phrase someone says when feeling guilty and not wanting to talk about the actual act, usually pertaining to murder
Guy 1: Hey, where were you?
Guy 2: At my cousin's castle
Guy 1: Well...did you kill him?
Guy 2: I have done the deed
2. Zout, damned spot, Zout, I say!
Done the Deed by fireboyy515 May 6, 2009
The most based person you'll ever meet. Pretty unlikely that's his actual name.
bro have you ever met Merck? dude's pretty based
Merck by psuedofilipino December 21, 2021
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