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embitch

verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar to embarassed, except with more direct connotations to one's bitchhood. Usually being embitched is a bad thing, but not always.
Maxine: Get the fuckin' yard cleaned up, Daryl you useless shit!
Mike: Dude! Don't let her embitch you like that. If you let it go now, it'll be like that you're entire relationship. Be a man!
Daryl: Sorry, bro. I was embitched long ago.

Jack: Woman, you better be naked when I get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
Dana: -sigh- I've been embitched.
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embitchenate

verb - to make someone your bitch.
To assert dominance by demonstrating specific superiority beyond possibility of doubt.
Guy 1: Turn on your Wii so I can embitchenate you in Guitar Hero.
Guy 2: Again? Haven't you done that enough?
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): You need to do it to remasculate yourself.
by Voloius March 3, 2008
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embitchinate

to completely make one your bitch
Man, the Spanish totally embitchinated the locals when they gave them smallpox!
by CaptainNorway August 23, 2010
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enbitchen

Enbitchen: The act of making someone a bitch. To make someone look so stupid that they must now be your bitch.
Derived from the playing of pro evo soccer 5 when a player is skinned, the human player feels like a bitch, thus he or she is enbitchened.

player 1: Yo i just skinned you bigstyle
player 2: I know man i feel like such a bitch
random dude: He just got enbitchened
by Vindez July 18, 2006
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Embitchure

Em · bitch · ure or lipping is the use of a female’s lips, facial muscles, tongue, and teeth while playing a male instrument. This includes shaping the lips to the mouthpiece.
“Bro, Lola uses some crazy embitchure while playing my skin flute!”
by SHAWN S0L0 September 1, 2021
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emitch

Seriously, stop being an emitch. Let's go.
by dav1x May 29, 2008
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embutcherment

that which has caused something to be thoroughly ruined or destroyed
“Adding fruit cocktail to the pancakes is a total embutcherment of the recipe
by Fruit cocktail August 22, 2022
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