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verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar to embarassed, except with more direct connotations to one's bitchhood. Usually being embitched is a bad thing, but not always.
Maxine: Get the fuckin' yard cleaned up, Daryl you useless shit!
Mike: Dude! Don't let her embitch you like that. If you let it go now, it'll be like that you're entire relationship. Be a man!
Daryl: Sorry, bro. I was embitched long ago.

Jack: Woman, you better be naked when I get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
Dana: -sigh- I've been embitched.
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embitchenate 

verb - to make someone your bitch.
To assert dominance by demonstrating specific superiority beyond possibility of doubt.
Guy 1: Turn on your Wii so I can embitchenate you in Guitar Hero.
Guy 2: Again? Haven't you done that enough?
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): You need to do it to remasculate yourself.
embitchenate by Voloius March 3, 2008

embitchinate 

to completely make one your bitch
Man, the Spanish totally embitchinated the locals when they gave them smallpox!
embitchinate by CaptainNorway August 23, 2010

enbitchen 

Enbitchen: The act of making someone a bitch. To make someone look so stupid that they must now be your bitch.
Derived from the playing of pro evo soccer 5 when a player is skinned, the human player feels like a bitch, thus he or she is enbitchened.

player 1: Yo i just skinned you bigstyle
player 2: I know man i feel like such a bitch
random dude: He just got enbitchened
enbitchen by Vindez July 18, 2006

Embitchure

Em · bitch · ure or lipping is the use of a female’s lips, facial muscles, tongue, and teeth while playing a male instrument. This includes shaping the lips to the mouthpiece.
Bro, Lola uses some crazy embitchure while playing my skin flute!”
Embitchure by SHAWN S0L0 September 1, 2021
Seriously, stop being an emitch. Let's go.
emitch by dav1x May 29, 2008

embutcherment 

that which has caused something to be thoroughly ruined or destroyed
“Adding fruit cocktail to the pancakes is a total embutcherment of the recipe
embutcherment by Fruit cocktail August 22, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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