embitch

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verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar to embarassed, except with more direct connotations to one's bitchhood. Usually being embitched is a bad thing, but not always.

Maxine: Get the fuckin' yard cleaned up, Daryl you useless shit!
Mike: Dude! Don't let her embitch you like that. If you let it go now, it'll be like that you're entire relationship. Be a man!
Daryl: Sorry, bro. I was embitched long ago.

Jack: Woman, you better be naked when I get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
Dana: -sigh- I've been embitched.

embitch by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author May 9, 2007

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embitchenate

verb - to make someone your bitch.
To assert dominance by demonstrating specific superiority beyond possibility of doubt.

Guy 1: Turn on your Wii so I can embitchenate you in Guitar Hero.
Guy 2: Again? Haven't you done that enough?
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): You need to do it to remasculate yourself.

embitchenate by Voloius March 3, 2008

Related Words

embitch • embitchenate • embitchinate • Embitchure • Enbitch • Ebitchenize • Ebitchian • elbitch • embutcherment • emitch

embitchinate

to completely make one your bitch

Man, the Spanish totally embitchinated the locals when they gave them smallpox!

embitchinate by CaptainNorway August 23, 2010

enbitchen

Enbitchen: The act of making someone a bitch. To make someone look so stupid that they must now be your bitch.

Derived from the playing of pro evo soccer 5 when a player is skinned, the human player feels like a bitch, thus he or she is enbitchened.

player 1: Yo i just skinned you bigstyle
player 2: I know man i feel like such a bitch
random dude: He just got enbitchened

enbitchen by Vindez July 18, 2006

Embitchure

Em · bitch · ure or lipping is the use of a female’s lips, facial muscles, tongue, and teeth while playing a male instrument. This includes shaping the lips to the mouthpiece.

“Bro, Lola uses some crazy embitchure while playing my skin flute!”

Embitchure by SHAWN S0L0 September 1, 2021

emitch

A totally emo bitch.

Seriously, stop being an emitch. Let's go.

emitch by dav1x May 29, 2008

embutcherment

that which has caused something to be thoroughly ruined or destroyed

“Adding fruit cocktail to the pancakes is a total embutcherment of the recipe”

embutcherment by Fruit cocktail August 22, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026