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To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.
by eflatus September 16, 2009
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this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.
ho look at dat murf fuka
by jahandy January 05, 2008
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the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009
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the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong
Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"
by Alyssa October 08, 2003
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