Soft-Path Soldier

The type of guy that thinks he can get with a girl by being her friend until she somehow falls for him. In many cases, the Soft-Path Soldier has been known to remain friends with a girl for years on end, staying on the sidelines through her relationships as the "supporting guy friend."
"Soft-path" refers to the style in which this type of man goes for his girl. The Soft-Path Soldier travels down the weakest and most candy-assed path that he could possibly take to get with a girl.

"Who is that guy that you hang out with"
"Oh he's been my friend for a long time."
"Does he like you?"
"Yeah, he's my Soft-Path Soldier, but don't worry that kind of shit doesn't work with me"

Soft-Path Soldier by stosted January 23, 2011

Get the Soft-Path Soldier mug.

achy quaky legs

What Billy Ray Cyrus would have after a long period of gathering returnable beverage containers on a hot day. Good luck gettin' any sleep that night.

"...So do not tell my legs, my achy quaky legs, to take one more step till they get a rest --- whooooohhh!"

achy quaky legs by QuacksO August 8, 2018

Get the achy quaky legs mug.

rape

When someone forces you to have sex with them, mostly violently.

Bob: Hey you wanna play rape?
Mickey: No!
Bob: That's the spirit!!

rape by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2021

Get the rape mug.

clam stinger

catch your girl offguard and pluck her right in the clitoris...watch her grab that shit like shez gonna lose it...

"i gave alexis a clam stinger she wont soon forget"

clam stinger by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

Get the clam stinger mug.

Nefarious

Really? I wonder where he came up with that!

Hym "I'm thristy... I think I'm going to buy something to drink-"

Idiot "OH! That gives me an idea! I'm going to buy something to drink! Maybe a soda or something! Isn't that brilliant!? Isn't that a brilliant and original idea that I just had?"

Hym "Nigga... I just said the shit a second ago..."

Idiot "Right but I came up with the idea to buy a drink."

Hym "After I said the shit... Like, immediately after I said it."

Idiot "Wh... Well, that's not what's important. What's important is that I came up with this idea, right, and it has nothing to do with you."

Hym "How does it not?"

Idiot "Um... Well... What would me getting a drink have to do with you?"

Hym "No that's a sort of verbal slight-of-hand your doing there. I'm obviously talking about you making the claim that you came up with the idea... That you explicitly got from me... You didn't think of shit. According to the world most highly credentialed psychologist you aren't even capable of thought."

Idiot "Look... I have great ideas all the time man. This isn't new for me. I have all these thoughts floating around and I'm just so brilliant. And great minds think alike. So if I thought of getting a drink, a great mind like yours would probably come up with it at, like, exactly the same time. Right? Like we were vibing on the same frequency and BAM! We just came up with it at the same time."

Hym "No motherfucker. You heard me say the shit AND THEN you decided to ALSO do what I was doing... AFTER the fact."

Idiots "Well, I mean, look at all these drinks I bought! I have like 100 drinks! You only have the one drink!"

Hym "Because you have a million dollars and I don't you fucking idiot. You took my idea and used the million dollars I do not have to buy more than I can afford."

Idiot "Yes."

Hym "And you're trying to use that as evidence that you had the idea first."

Idiot "Y... Er... I did have the idea first! Just a split second before you said it! Really! You have to believe me! My entire career from this point on depends on me having claim to this idea! You shouldn't be trying to blackmail me like this! You're nefarious!"

Nefarious by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

youtube rewind 2019

probably the same mess as it was last year its not out yet tho

Gary: i loved youtube rewind 2019
Me: twists his nipples
Gary: thats kinda gay
Me:*suprised pickachu face* :O

youtube rewind 2019 by boredlmao November 25, 2019

Get the youtube rewind 2019 mug.

Dan Schneider

A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!

Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!

Dan Schneider by LordWeathermort January 20, 2023

Get the Dan Schneider mug.

Urban Dictionary