wirlfriend

My soon to be fiance but have not asked me to marry as yet- as my divorce has not come through yet

Dublin saying - "I'm still waiting for my divorce to be legalised and my wirlfriend isn't happy as she wants a ring on her finger"

wirlfriend by Killeeza December 3, 2011

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Boujieballin

Spending money out of control on a minimum wage budget...

Balling because we got money today but not tomorrow.

We are boujieballin today boi!!

Boujieballin by Abb and via January 14, 2022

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Girlfriend

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.

Guy:She's my girlfriend and if you touch her I'll kick your ass!!!!
Jackass: Fine I'll leave the whore alone.
The guy then jumps on the Jackass and beats the fuck out of him.

Girlfriend by lev1234567 June 21, 2009

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clacio

Some guy that doesn't wanna do his work. He mostly plays games and nothing else. He talks a lot and speaks at super high volumes. Uses outdated memes too—a real geometry dash fan. Get to know him though, he might not be that bad.

Clacio: Hey dude, wanna play this game with me?
Jade: No.
Clacio: WHY? WHY???? PLEASE PLAY IT WITH ME!
Jade: No.
Clacio: Sad. The lad doesn't wanna play. Trolololo! Petah, the horse is here
Jade: dude shut up

clacio by SomeGuyOnTheWorldWideWeb March 16, 2023