Definitions by lev1234567

Girlfriend 

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.

Guy:She's my girlfriend and if you touch her I'll kick your ass!!!!
Jackass: Fine I'll leave the whore alone.
The guy then jumps on the Jackass and beats the fuck out of him.

Girlfriend by lev1234567 June 21, 2009

Dumbass 

1.Red Formen says this a lot.

2.An idiot that tries to get himself (or herself) killed.

1.Red:"You Dumbass!"

Eric: "That one I may have to give you this time."

2.Someone that jumps off a building for fun.

Dumbass by lev1234567 June 21, 2009

Samuel 

Someone that cares too much for his girlfriend. So much he would take a bullet for her. He knows she's special and should be cared for.

Dude:That guy just jumped in front of that girl and took a bullet in the chest for her!

Dude 2:Dude bet his name's Samuel

Samuel by lev1234567 June 21, 2009

Cocksucker

1.Something you dont call a guys girlfriend.

2. A complete Jackass that doesn't give a shit.

1.
Guy:Your girlfriends a cocksucker!

Boyfriend:Your dead!

He then jumps on him and punches him in the face until he breaks his nose.

2.
Guy: My grandma's in the hospital! I'm on my way right now!

Cocksucker:Hey on the way pick me up some Fried Chickan.

Cocksucker by lev1234567 June 21, 2009

I love you

Three words that you say if your heart truly belongs to someone. That you would die for them.

Guy:I love you jess.

Girl:I love you too.

I love you by lev1234567 June 9, 2009