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spunk farter 

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.
spunk farter by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
Stinger is a US made mobile SAM (Surface-to-Air-Missile), which can be carried by military personnel in the battlefield.
They shot down the Mi-24 Hind-D with a single shot of stinger.
stinger by John Smith February 11, 2004

Classmates 

1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.

2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher

3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason
"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"

"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"

"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"

"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"

"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"

"Classmates can be really annoying!"

Fudnugget 

A complete fanny (Vagina (Most of world), not Ass (US) ) who is small and inconsequential in nature, like a small turd nugget , or that some would call a 'clinker'. A pussy clinker. I piece of poo shoved up the wrong hole.
Q- Look at that girl, does she even know that the dress she is wearing is from last season?
A - Bitch, you a fudnugget!

Q - Ye ken whit a mean maggie, int that bitch a fuckin hag fir tellin me tae go piy fae ma ain taxi
A - Oi, yoo ya wee slag, get tae fuck ya fudnugget.

Q - Ja, kyk wat daar poes doen, hy is so dronk, sal ek pis op his kop?
A - Nie maneer, jy is nog a fudnugget!
Fudnugget by Dingus McFlaggan March 27, 2017
Every boy called youssef likes her she only cares about personality she is caring her BFF is called laila

She is the most beautiful girl and laila too and laila is a rat with her :)
Guy:omg look at her she is so beautiful

Other guy: I with I was takwa
Takwa by Youssef102 October 5, 2020

cade and claire 

A extremely cute couple with a great relationship. Everyone around them is jealous because they are meant for each other.
Girl #1 that couple is so cute they are such a Cade and Claire

Girl #2 totally they are so cute
cade and claire by 4569qxq April 7, 2017
A car made in japan. Usually a family sedan, but has a performance version(a couple of them) that pumps out an "astonishing" 310-330 bhp (rated 280 from factory). Obsessed over by asian-americans who believe its the fastest car ever. Sport Compact Car's reputation dropped after it called the NISMO Z-Tune R-34 Skyline the fastest production car in the world. Firstly it's not really a production car as around 20 will be made. And then I'd like someone other than NISMO test that car and explain to me how 3500 lb car with 500 bhp runs a 10 second 1/4 mile. Gay japanese people.
Asian schoolboy: "Have you heard about the NISMO R34 Z-Tune? It's the world's fastest production car! (I'm also gay, and confident in asians' superiority as a race)"
Someone who actually knows about cars: "Shut the fuck up already. If that's a production car then RUFs, Gemballas, Lingenfelters, Hennesseys and other tuned cars should be considered production also. And you know that shitbox skyline won't stand-up to any of those."
skyline by TwinTurbo June 24, 2005
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