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Taken from the sport of football, punting is a passive-aggressive way of delaying an action or an inevitable result. When someone punts, it's usually because they are faced with an uncomfortable situation where they are afraid to give a clear answer, response, or explanation to avoid judgment, ridicule, or scorn.
"I asked Tony if he wanted to hang out, shoot some pool and get a couple of brews. Instead of telling me directly that he really didn't want to go, he punted, saying he needed to ask his wife first. Tony wanted to avoid the uncomfortable situation of possibly hurting my feelings, so he made his wife the scapegoat, because everyone knows what a selfish, possessive bitch she is."
punt by not for nothing October 27, 2019
Alternate (until 2007 erroneous)spelling of "softwear": non-teflon clothing.
Ex: another software user was killed in a shooting incident on 21sth and 6th street.

Ex: There's a bug in my software; I'd better buy some moth balls.
software by Phaedrus42 January 28, 2004

Alexandra 

The most sexiest woman in the world.Alexandra may be bi-polar.Alexandra is pretty name like every other name.
1.Dude:Hey this is Alexandra

2.Dude:Bro treat her right she deserves it!
Alexandra by vcyjvtub57 November 21, 2021
My Fucking Face When - using an expletive modifier strengthens the usage when a simple >mfw would not express how awesome or rage-inducing something is.
>MFFW the bro was curling in the squat rack
MFFW by sconesbro October 20, 2011
Term of endearment for someone who is remembered for being outrageously adorable.
Whitney D. is married to iggots.
Iggots by Iggots September 10, 2010
The serious gorilla at the zoo scares me.

I have a serious dad.
serious by frabrizio October 4, 2016
a interesting russian dance preformed in russia
they were doing the kalinka last night
Kalinka by XriaX September 6, 2007
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