benjamin franklin middle school

A public school that takes things way to seriously. They can't even figure out how to deal with bottle flipping so they ban it. Teachers are okay but like it's all annoying. Known to be one of the best school districts in New Jersey, they still have no idea how to set up a school. Cliques and shit are way to desperate and the students are rich kids that don't know how to appreciate Ridgewood so they bash it and go to New York for smoothies at that rich ass sugar factory.

Person 1: "you go to bfms?"
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school

benjamin franklin middle school by Pseudonymcreator December 10, 2016

Tidal Wave

literally the most overrated level to ever fucking exist..

did you hear Tidal Wave got rated??? I'm gonna go suck Onilink's toes for making such a beautiful level fnlfewohfiuhwffhuwbfkewfyuheibwhfuhehkwj!!!!

Tidal Wave by Damn son 926 March 4, 2024

buried in paperwork

Jerking off for 72 hours straight Chris from Family Guy says he’s been buried in paperwork and he jerks off a lot so...
Season 5 episode 8 time he says it 18:15-18:20

If someone ask what you were doing and it was jerking off just say you were buried in paperwork no one needs to know ;)

buried in paperwork by anonymous November 25, 2020

Priuspism

{noun} Pronunciation: PRI•us•pis•m //PREE-uss-pîz-imm//
Commercial Term, Disorder, or Health/Mental Condition. (1) State of human male over-joy at ownership of a Prius vehicle, expressed as a -- perhaps phantom or assumed -- prolonged erection lasting over 4 hours. (2) Clever amalgamation of "Prius" brand and "Priapism" stubborn penile hardening condition.

SweetPete's envirofascistic buddy Dan raves about owning his new Prius SO OFTEN, that one would assume he has a permanent Priuspism in his REI convertible hiking pants / zip-off shorts!

Priuspism by SweetPete SweetPete June 13, 2008

Julian Shift

A change in a teenage male's life when he decides to to stop playing videogames, usually followed by a sudden ability to socialize.

That kid just underwent a Julian Shift and now all his friends want to to play him Xbox again, despite the fact that they were dicks to him.

Julian Shift by No Longer Funny Hitler November 6, 2011

Travis

A fat fuck often associated with a code Eugene. Will never participate in gym class and is known to make excuses such as, "My back hurts" or "I hurt my ankle". A Travis can be identified by the stench due to the fact that he NEVER showers. A Travis can often be found playing ROBLOX on the computer as well.

1.
Guy 1:Oh my god! What is that smell?
Guy 2:That's just Travis.

2.
Guy 1: If Travis reaches into his bag, i'm out of here!

Travis by Eugene's backpack January 22, 2019

Tavantre

a little boy with a very respectfull sense of respect. mommy's little boy and daddy's helper on video games. so cute and the girls just love him. nickname~buzzbuzz~cuz he's full of energy

tavantre is cute,funny,respected,affectionate,buzzbuzz

Tavantre by mommy carter February 2, 2010

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