Mickey Fickey is the TV friendly version of Mother Fucker.
It first appeared when TBS first aired Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing back in the 90's, overdubbing all uses of the word "mother fucker" with "mickey fickey". This actually made some of the scenes, especially the part where the guy is trying to buy 20 D batteries, quite funny.

"D! MICKEY FICKEY, D!"

The term has since grown in popularity as people use it in place of mother fucker to be funny.

CHOOSE WISLEY!

When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy

OR

Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.

Rhyming slang for cripple, often shortened to raspberries.

when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea

A book written by Charlotte Brontë in 1847 under the pseudonym Currer Bell. Typically regarded as a very fine piece of english literature, most people are forced to read it at some point during their school years. However, it actually is a very enjoyable read.

Quite possible one of the most boring names ever to disgrace British soil.

Is commonly given to tall skinny blond kids with a hairline that’s so far behind them, it’s the only thing that hasn’t edited the womb