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Lube Sock 

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.
Lube Sock by pizza234 January 13, 2011

Muff Mingler 

Noun: A person who looks for unsuspecting women in public places. A person that dances in a group of women in a night club. A person looking to get laid at any cost. A man or woman looking for sex.
He is a creepy {muff mingler}.
He goes {muff mingling} in the bar.
She was unaware that she was dancing with raging {muff minglers}.
He likes to {muff mingle} in the library.
What a perv, I can't believe I was {muff mingled}.
Even her best friend, was a closet case {muff mingler}.

Nyampions 

The nyampions are a group of boys and they are all stupid dumb fucks and they always mess around, whenever they have a sleepover, one of the nyampions gets on top of the other, and they always ding dong ditch. the nyampions are all fucktards
the nyampions are such fucktards!
Nyampions by E-boy69420 June 13, 2021

Progression 

1. The epic and unparalleled event of taking multiple alcoholic shots, the number of which is significant (ie. years of marriage, number of V-cards taken, etc.), in order to expedite the process of pregaming. The use of a theme song is highly recommended, though not required.

2. The act of progressing.
"Dood, Timmy just took a 13 shot progression for his frat's 13th anniversary and now he's puking in the bathtub."
Progression by Meesch April 18, 2013
Intellectual Property-are legal property rights over creations of the mind, both artistic and commercial, and the corresponding fields of law

Something that doesn't exist on the internet apparently because rampant bootlegging
Him:i just downloaded the new coldplay album
Her: What about the groups IP
Him:fuck it thats what
IP by ZEUSDAGAWD February 1, 2009

douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.
"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
douchetard by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010
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