Definitions by beast_is_wild

Slampig

A female of excessive girth or barely lacking an aesthetically pleasing physical appearance that is a total slut and will let you poke her with a stick while fucking her because of her lack of self esteem.

Fat Monica from 'Friends' was a total slampig.

Slampig by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009

Drunken Clam

A slutty, drunk, older, slightly trashy looking woman at the bar looking to pick up younger men.

Bro, is that your mom at the end of the bar acting like a drunken clam?

Drunken Clam by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009