mudkip

The blue pokemon that many people use to annoy others, especially on mudkipz.ws

The third, water type starter in third generation Pokemon.

A mud covered animal skin

A cross between a catfish and a feline (just imagine that) and painted blue and orange

Annoying Kid: So I herd u liek mudkipz.
Computer Nerd: Jack off, kid.
Annoying Kid: (types "mudkipz.ws" in the address bar) Now do u liek mudkipz?
Computer Nerd: (Pulls out shotgun and blows off the kid's head)

BIRCH: Would you like a mudkip?
(Insert Name): Hell yeah!

Colonist: What's that? Something you clean your shit with?
Native: Nah, it's a muddy kip. We just call it mudkip.

Boy #1: What's that?
Boy #2: It's a mudkip. I saw it coming out of that cat over there a few hours ago. Then a guy came and painted it blue.

mudkip by Pillar of Autumn June 11, 2011

Keventh

Keventh rhymes with Seventh, but with a K. A type of vegetable with a square head the size of a large television. A “dad joke” creator that laughs like Salacious B. Crumb (Jaba the Hutt’s pet). The child no one asked for or wanted. Has never pleased a woman and probably never will. Delusions of grandeur abound, a great poet only in their own mind! To know a Keventh is to know pain and sadness. Being a vegetable, Keventh is androgynous.

To cook a Keventh you need to beat it on concrete for 8 hours and then boil it another twelve, this allows it’s head to soften up.

Keventh by Housing 7 November 23, 2021

crotch notch

the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.

"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."

"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."

crotch notch by The Honez January 5, 2007

Hriaan

The king of all and is optimistic about people's future

Maharaja Sing Sawai was the hriaan of Jaipur.

Hriaan by Daddy hiyyah 69 December 18, 2023

staten island

Manhattan's asshole

People I don't like spotted at the Staten Island mall
People I don't like spotted wearing gold chains

staten island by Mr. LS June 20, 2008

skweee

a musical style

i like skweee

skweee by Pseudopseudopseudopseudonym May 23, 2024

retard

1. Inappropriate name calling usually used by children or immature human beings who have no clue what it would be like to be born with a developmental disability.
2. A person who is born with a developmental disability.

The older brother says to the younger brother after making a mistake and missing a goal on Wii NHL 2010, "You're such a retard!". OR Creating a Mii character on Wii with the most uncommon human characteristics possible and naming it "retard".

retard by javalou March 29, 2010

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