Urban Dictionary
short of the long
The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
short of the long by loco4moto March 24, 2008
Trundlebutt
A fabled condition in which one's anus is said to hang loose like an empty firehose. Similar to trunkbutt, except that the trundle can be retracted back inside the body when needed - like when you need to wear a bikini or be more aerodynamic in a naked race or something.
Ol' Trundlebutt Henson is a dirty fighter. He pinned me down and slapped me with his droopy anus, then sucked it back up the chute and broke off crazy fast.
Trundlebutt by Hanso Marcus July 20, 2008
al capone
A mobster and the real man who ran Chicago in the 1920s. Perhaps the best known gangster in American history. He was guilty of prostitution, illegal gambling, racketeering and ultimately, tax evasion, which led to his incarceration in Alcatraz. He died in prison of syphilis.
al capone by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 25, 2007
Simp
Tommy: Sarah wouldn't have sex with me even after I called beautiful!
Bill: You sound like a fucking simp Tom.
Bill: You sound like a fucking simp Tom.
Simp by GarbageMonster October 10, 2020
McNaughty
McNaughty by mike hunt is sore December 14, 2006