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jazmyn snowden

The type of girl who thrives off of being a side bitch. She'll get with a deadbeat and try to get pregnant so he'll take care of HER and HER BABY and not the kids he already has. Thinks everyone wants her man. Claims she weighs less than she obviously weighs.
Mother of child: My damn baby daddy stopped paying child support ever since he got with that Jazmyn Snowden bitch
Friend: Damn. What a pathetic bitch
jazmyn snowden by blahdibloo October 20, 2017

dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.
Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.
dumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018
Austin over here didn't want to be punished by his parents again for saying a swear word so instead, he made up a word Frickers the family-friendly version of fuckers so how do I know this Austin is my cousin lol and the one who made up the word I think
Austin: Oh frickers I wanted pizza for dinner
Austin's mom: AUSTIN WHAT DID W-wait what?
Austin: What?
Austin's mom: You know whatever

Lalalalala 

Get fabreeze (fabreeze) lalalalala
Short for pussy or short for vagina
Do you want to eat some poke tonight??
You know you like playing in Poke!!
Poke by BergenCounty October 23, 2010

entropotaxis 

in nature there there is chemotaxis, phototaxis, magnetotaxis, electrotaxis, gravitaxis, etc.
BUT DID ANYONE SEE ENTROPOTAXIS???...
anyone?.....
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!......heeyyy~~......
ANYONE HERE???!!!.............a...one....e.re........~~~...
HELLO???
ENTROPY LANDSCAPE NAVIGATION FOR BETTER ADAPTATION FOR A BIOSYSTEM MAINTAINING EVOLUTION...?.....
hellooo-o-o-ohh......
...
...
ALRIGHTY THEN! ТАК ЛАНДО!

ясн. чёж. лан. ОК.ГО!
ХОЙХОЙХОЙ!
***глубокий вдох (жопой)***...
Итак определение понятия энтропотаксис будет сформировано из следующих элементов, описанных в данном параграфе:
...
So the definition of entropotaxis is going to be contructed from the following elements within this chapter...
-WE NEED TO REPAIR THE ENTROPOTAXIS NAGIVATION EQUIPMENT!!!
-WHAT? THERE IS NO SUCH THING ON THIS VESSEL.
-WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!?? IT IS FOKIN 2022 a.b.c. (after mage zombie christ was born by disgustingly awful and strange degenerative selfcloning bioprinting process....
-WHAT?
-WHAT "what?" ???!!!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOKING MIND??!!
-what? ...listen...
-From now on, you do not tell me to listen until I say I allow you to speak to me and tell me to listen, did you get this?
-HEY? YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WIDMEE?
-OH WORD I EVEN GOT A COUPLE THOUSAND PROBLEMS WITH YOUR FOKIN DEGENERATIVE grandgrandgranddaughter once in a while...
-.....i forgot to do something else...
-....
-....
............................................
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So entropotaxis is what we need to extract and implement from the subject area of biophysics and embed it into ALL THE FOKING AND NON FOKING PROTECTED SYSTEMS ON OUR TERRITORY!!!
-Which systems are those exactly, Bob?
-WHAT THE FOK DID YOU JUST ASK ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT?
....
entropotaxis by Gopota89 April 14, 2022

21st Century Note Pass 

A 21st Century note pass is a text message sent from one person to another person in the same classroom.
Bill and Jane were 21st Century note passing all class today.
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