Lexi
Lexi by frongnocap April 25, 2022
Urban Dictionary
Ruhaab
The most caring and sweet guy you'll ever know. He doesn't think he's special but once you meet him, he'll be the most important person in your life. He jokes around a lot and always tries to make other people happy. He'll do anything for the people he loves and tell them how much they mean to him. When he loves, he loves with his whole heart and gives it to you hoping you won't break it. He takes a while to actually open up, but when he finally does, you'll know that it was worth the wait. He's an overall amazing person and anyone is lucky to be loved by him. If you ever find a Ruhaab , don't let him go because he'll literally be the missing piece to your heart. He'll bring so much happiness into your life you'll forgot what it's like to be sad.
Ruhaab by Beast.random November 23, 2021
Fuck your canoe
A joke involving usually three or more parties, a cannibal tribe, and some form of utensil used for stabbing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Czech are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to torture you for three days first...in fact, you can kill yourselves any way you like, we don't care."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
Fuck your canoe by LMontiel July 29, 2012
dignerdy
When one can recite examples from the canon's of: Star Wars, Star Trek, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dr. Who or any number of examples from the Marvel / DC universe- you are handling a situation or question or circumstance with 'dignerdy'.
dignerdy by ArmadilloEd January 20, 2014
George Smith
George Smith by George Smith is Sexyyy March 23, 2019
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Marco
Marco is a calm and cool collected person who always remains calm in every situation,he is incredibly smart and wise for his age and a very good looking boy he will make you fall in love and lead you but will always come back .he is the popular guy in school but always keeps to himself.Has an incredible taste in music.A Marco can be obsessed with many things.He also never gives up when finding the right women and gets what ever he wants no matter what.He is very cold and ruthless and never backs down to his enemies but very respectful to his loved ones. A Marco can be quiet mysterious and unreadable but also a powerful person who shouldn’t be underestimated.
Marco is a good person.
Marco by Accurate dictionary definition February 25, 2020