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swollen apple 

swollen apple by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

friendship bombing 

when one person becomes close friends or friends with someone but drops them after for no reason and will act nice to u but will act like a bitch to u inconsistently
she does a lot of friendship bombing because she had too many friends so, she is able to drop people anytime she wants
friendship bombing by crazyhippo123 December 2, 2023

Choochang 

Cannabis, but the kind you have to go on a journey for. Either to a spot for the sesh to go down or a trek to the plugs house.
Come on man we got nothing to smoke, we gotta go visit the wizard to get some choochang.
Choochang by Treemandalf December 27, 2022

Fly Attendant 

(n.) Airline employee in charge of removing insects from passenger snacks.
I called the Fly Attendant after discovering a fly in my bag of nuts.
Fly Attendant by Ann_Hedonia May 28, 2008

Gunny Five 

A handshake used by Marine Corps soldiers. First invented by Gunnery Sergeant Beatrice Middleton in 1945. Done this way: first, slapping a high five; sliding the hand lower and giving a slightly lower five; closing of fist and tucking the thumb in; then bumping them while saying "Eagle, globe, and anchor"; then as the hand is pulled and shaken and "Away we go!" is said. Also, when the fives are given, "Up high" and "down low" are said as well.
Amos: Hey Sarge, there's a party down in the defac.

Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?

Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.

(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)

Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!

Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.

Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!

Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.

(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)

nanamarrymepls 

"I wish I looked like nanamarrymepls because she's so sexy and hot"
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