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Alison 

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If you have an Alison as a best friend you are lucky. They are the funniest, most athletic, gorgeous person you will ever meet. You will be able to tell them every thing without worrying and them telling anyone. They will have your back no matter what happens between you. Alison's are especially good at sports. They can Basicly do anything that they try. If you have an Allison as your bestfriend your are lucky
Alison stayed all night when I cried
Alison by 20basketball December 18, 2014
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nipple stiffies 

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are when are girl was chronically stiff nipples and she can feel them walking around.
Ex: I was in the gym and looked in the mirror and saw that my nipple stiffies were showing through my sports bra.

dip streep 

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A person who takes any opportunity to tell people their political opinions even when politics were not the purpose for the gathering.
He’s a dip Streep because he will only talk about his dislike of Trump.

A dip Streep can’t shut up about Hillary going to jail.
dip streep by Montclair December 9, 2017

Patrick Stump 

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Man, Patrick Stump is gay.
Patrick Stump by mcjonesin' June 15, 2010

Fred 

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The #1 most subscribed youtube channel of all time but doesn't deserve 1 subscriber. Fred is a comedy show that consists of some dude named Lucas Cruikshank pretending to be a 5 year old that does very stupid things. He speeds up his videos so his voice sounds high pitched like a chipmunk. At the beginning of every one of his his videos, he says Hey, it's Freeeeeeeeed. Thats gets very annoying. As of now, he has 1,260,536 subscribers and 52,953,967 channel veiws. He was formerly a member of JKLproduction but quit to start Fred.
Man 1: Hey, Fred is so funny!
Man 2: No he's not!! He's so stupid.
Fred by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009

Mole Farmer

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A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.
Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.
Mole Farmer by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Dirty Rooster 

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When you fuck a bitch in the ass, get shit dick, then ram your cock down her throat forcing her to gag and make a sound like a fucked up rooster's crow.
I gave my bitch the dirty rooster last night and the cunt puked all over my fuckin bed!!!
Dirty Rooster by PV2 Cigarette December 21, 2008
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