Ale Bribes Day

Ale Bribes Day is the day after Valentines Day and is celebrated annually on the 15th of February. Ale Bribes Day was founded as a Chicago holiday of good cheer, drinking and general debauchery. Many of those who participate in the holiday spend the day at bars with an extensive Ale selection and attempt to bribe friends and strangers with Ale. The day often turns into a competition among friends to see who can bribe the most out of a stranger with their Ale of choice.

Notable Event: Ale Bribes Day 1985 - It is suspected that an unknown Chicagoan was able to bribe the entire 1985 Chicago Honey Bears team with one Schlitz. However, the event was followed with much controversy as Schlitz is in fact a lager and not an ale. This event was notable as some believe the bribe led to the creation of the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle.

"Hey Jane, did you know it is Ale Bribes Day? Would you do the Harlem Shuffle for a Red Stripe Ale?"

Ale Bribes Day by WVilleTrix February 15, 2013

Arse Crumpet

British version of ass twinkies

he is such an arse crumpet

Arse Crumpet by junkiejungwoo November 9, 2010

ghetto poser

one (with a non african background) who acts like S/he is from such a background and is from a neighborhood where there is gang activity, only to fit into a group.

usually this person will listen to ONLY rap and R&B music, dressing in ghetto colors like white, sky blue and jet black.

this person may attempt to intimidate others by denting lockers bu punching them (in the case of in school) or belong to a gang made up of others like them.

ghetto poser: "eminem is a white rapper who acts black" not like me, though i'm the shizzle

ghetto poser by conrad Theownage May 9, 2006

Phil

A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.

Dil: That guy is so nice!

Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.

Phil by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

Llama llama ding dong by Lez big August 31, 2020

mexican shower

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.

Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.

mexican shower by Reemo December 10, 2008

clunge bands

Adaption of the phrase 'knee deep in clunge'. it is when the amount of clunge becomes far too much you need 'clunge bands'. like arms bands when swimming they help keep you afloat in excess clunge.

Clearly clunge bands are not real but metaphorical. Used in sentences when inquiring about a party or gathering.

Other variations include the clunge snorkel and clunge diving equipment.

1: 'So what's this party going to be like tonight?'
2: ' bring your clunge bands, were going to be more than knee deep in clunge'

clunge bands by Tony Knox March 28, 2010

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