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Urban Dictionary

Habibi Ass Nigga

A arabinan nigga who is crazy ass fuck, blows shit up, and is cracked on fortnite.
Damn that habibi ass nigga gong dummy

salopard 

Someone who is very but very very nasty,a french insult
Sebastiano Guibones is a Salopard
salopard by Joseba March 25, 2004
Term used in online games to describe an individual who joins the winning team to further demolish the losing team, to make sure they feel they are skilled, until they notice a shift in the losing team making a come back then quickly switching teams to start the cycle all over again.
"Bladez you staxor!! LOOK at the teams!!"
Staxor by Swanson May 4, 2006

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast 

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

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1. A desert creature bearing resemblance to a mouse of a rat, a desert shrew.
2. An Iranian Made: Weapon of Mass Destruction, Atomic Bomb, or Dirty Bomb.
3. A loud and scratchy, usually irritating sound
4. The unimaginable explosion of sound associated with an Atomic Bomb.
5. The act of excreting feces.
6. An Iranian Princess.
1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.
neshat by Jake A. September 22, 2008

otherthinking 

Otherthinking is when your brain is thinking (worrying, daydreaming) about being in a different moment to the one you're actually experiencing. Examples are when you get anxious otherthinking what'd happen to you if you have to go through a worst case scenario, or when you stop living your real life because you're too busy otherthinking daydreams of living as if you're rich or living when you're older, etc.
"Stop overthinking about your boyfriend cheating on you. He hasn't done anything bad yet!"
"Don't overthink yourself into a panic attack. The plane won't be crashing."
"Too much lazing around otherthinking life as a millionaire means you never put enough time into making money in the real world."
otherthinking by Merfyu November 3, 2020
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