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Scotland 

Scotland is a country in the united kingdom. It is north of England.We have our own parliment, which has many more powers than the irish assembly and wateva the fuck the welsh have, we get more money per head of population than any other country in britain (yay us!) this means, england pay US, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. England are not "stealing" our oil, as Alex Salmond (leader of scottish nationalist party) would like u 2 believe.The oil will eventually run out and we cannot support our economon just this. Scottish independace is a romantisied idea, which is nice in concept but wouldnt work :) i am scottish and i believe in unionism

Scotland roxs
And so does its people
we have REAL MEN (no underwear, even when its calwd (translation: cold))
We totally rock, but cant survive without our annoying older brother england
girl1: that guy is soo hot
girl2: hes so manly
girl3: he must b from Scotland
Scotland by pamplemousse776 February 22, 2009
Me
I said, "WASSUP MY NIGGER"
I then got slapped the shit out of by a big brolick black dude
nigger by fucked ya dad June 23, 2021
Paife is a very enthusiastic individual that can spark a conversation with anyone due to her amicable, bubbly personality. Despite her excitable personality she does mask some deep, troubling life imprecations such as Porridge. Be compassionate to a Paife and be wary to approach with sensitivity when sharing pictures of your warm oat breakfast as it may cause offence.
"You don't like porridge? Is that you Paife?"

Person A:"ARRRAAABIIIAANNNN NIGGGHHHHHTTTTSSSSSS"
Person B:" That is the sweet mating call of the rare species of Paife"
Paife by HantaBanta December 18, 2015

Top O' The Marmot 

A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.
Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!
Top O' The Marmot by Stormtrooper#7 September 21, 2019

shit painting 

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness
When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.
shit painting by The Square Gang April 13, 2008
THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME MOVIE IN THE UNIVERSE!
RIO IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
Rio by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 31, 2016
Any person who can do something very miniscule and still be glorified for it.
An Ythan: Oh, a dime. -picks up dime-
Hundreds of Fangirls: -squeel-
ythan by Ythan October 9, 2005
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