yankee bean

When someone who's uncircumsized has anal sex and finds a small speck of poop in their foreskin

My girlfriend/boyfriend and I were experimenting in the bedroom last night and they slipped me a yankee bean

yankee bean by Stinkykinkypink69 October 12, 2019

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cunt punt express

When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.

Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.

cunt punt express by Mr lova October 19, 2015

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City of Heroin

Nickname for City of Heroes, a superhero-based mmorpg.

Where's John been lately?

Oh, he's become addicted to City of Heroin

City of Heroin by Da Rabid Duckie April 30, 2004

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Gon Freecss

Child. GREEN SPIKY HAIR- WHAT. Hes child from Hunter x Hunter. 5’1 tall. 12 years old. Birthday- 5/3. HES MALE. Hes very much ugly but cute. Hes legs are VERY LONG.

Person B: Whos your favourite hxh character?
Person A: Gon Freecss
Person B: Ok

Gon Freecss by Kurapikagettingpegged November 2, 2020

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mishie

A 19-21 year old man serving a mission for the Morg. He is not allowed to ever be out of the sight of his companion or to use his first name -- he must be called Elder (yes, I know he's only 19, strange huh.) He is not allowed to speak with his family or friends for the entire 2 years of his mission, although rumour has it that the Morg has lightened up their cult indoctrination practices and now allow the mishies to call home on xmas and mother's day.

He spends most of the time on his mission trying to sell the mormon religion to strangers. This is increasingly hard to do due to the fact that the internet has made the truth about mormonism so easy to discover. When he is not trying to find people to baptise into his cult and get them to pay 10-15% of their income to the Morg, he is trying to find a few moments of privacy from his companion. Why? Hey, you try going 2 years without sex OR whacking off, and you'll understand.

"Honey, will you get the door, I think it's those damn girlscouts selling cookies again." "Aww, shit, it's even worse, it's the mishies."

mishie by tanstaafl October 1, 2003