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A girl named Ashley Bruno (or some various form of the name) who is rare, awesome, amazing, beautiful, cuddly, charming, witty, smart, intelligent and all together badass. She can make you laugh like no one else with her sarcasm and is a very loyal friend. You may have to work to earn her respect, but if you treat her well, she'll never fail you. She's the best!
I'm so glad I know AshBru, she's the best ever.

All of my friends suck, I need to go find an AshBru to hang out with.
AshBru by GloryDaze11 March 19, 2013

Dabbing on a turkey 

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.
Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.

think tank wank 

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
think tank wank by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
n, a superbly awesomely phat kid with short hair.
there's a beautiful shamjanda gracing everyone with her hardcore punk.
shamjanda by suze August 24, 2004
The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.
Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"
Affectd with a type of a virus due to which person Brain gets shrinked and has dislocated to one's knee and ankle.

It's a noun and can be used as a verb.

It's Origin is from Jaati Umra where people are served with Khota Karahi and Kutta Qeema. It has vast spreaded in Central punjab but now vaccine has been introduced to minimize the impact. Most of the Patwari's have been recovered and are now spending sensable life.

E.g Ch Nisar etc.

It also has a strong bonding with Khota Biryani, it ignites whenever biryani is distributed.
Patwari: Circus Sher ik wari Fer

Infact, Circus Sher is Na Ahel but still Sense less arguments.
Patwari by Honest Patwari April 25, 2022
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