5 definitions by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek

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Person 1:,,dayumm loom at the seggsy person reading this"
Person 2: I kin them sm😩
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The worst thing that exists.
Whole gen Z hates it and wishes to take it away from them.
Person 1: ,,life is hard"
Person 2: ,,But Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
Person 1: ,,I love life then"
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The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.
Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"
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