Urban Dictionary
longame
A blend of 'long game' - a term from sports or any activity where having a plan or strategy is advantageous, defining life as a game that can be played better by thinking ahead and applying wisdom in order to improve outcomes for oneself, society or civilization.
In psychology, an implementation of delayed gratification over a long term, such as a career or a lifetime, by a longamer, in order to attain and sustain advantages in health, success, wellbeing, creativity, legacy etc.
In psychology, an implementation of delayed gratification over a long term, such as a career or a lifetime, by a longamer, in order to attain and sustain advantages in health, success, wellbeing, creativity, legacy etc.
Fuck this instant gratification rat race, from now on I'm playing the longame; staying in shape and taking responsibility for life - no more consuming bad food and entertainment like the herd, I'm officially a longamer.
longame by Sunny Winters July 1, 2019
lunker
lunker by james savik October 3, 2006
Kidney Surprise
Kidney Surprise by bzk25 February 7, 2020
Jibber Jabber
When you’re getting a dry squeezer and every time the dude down strokes it’s a jibber. Everytime he upstrokes it’s a jabber. If you nut on a jibber you’re gay. If you nut on a jabber you’re straight.
Me and chopper were driving to his garage and I gave him a jibber jabber to test his sexuality. ……turns out choppers gay. 12 hours later I woke up with a sore ass in choppers garage.
Jibber Jabber by Chopper chopper July 17, 2024