it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Jew Mom

A parent, who is assumed to be female, that is in need of constant arguing or yelling. It has been said that they are never wrong, and can give a 30 minute phone lecture on posting their name on the internet. They usually have miserable children who hate them.

Dude1-"homie i gotta be home from the party at 9 because my moms a bitch."
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"

Jew Mom by MexxicanBud March 18, 2009

eontbload

1. Someone who is a wonky fuck
2. A name for an individual with a melon shaped head
3. When your penis is hard

1. Tom is an eontbload
2. Sam is an eontbload
3. my penis is eontbload

eontbload by bigboiyeetus11 July 26, 2019

juliana

juliana is a dyslexic bitch who possibly owns a spam page, she will literally spam the shit out of you with memes and kinda talks weird, if you don’t ever understand what she’s saying then just laugh at her she’s trying to be funny but she’s failing again

“juliana is kinda fucking weird bruh”

juliana by Yeetskeetfeet23 July 15, 2019

fmd

fluorescent multilayer disk, a new storage medium developed by constellation 3d capable of storing 140 GB of data. it is not yet on the market, but might be in the next few years, if they get their lazy asses in gear.

fmd disks hold the record for highest storage capacity.

fmd by d-shadow January 16, 2004

starn

Starn is a noun used to describe a guy who has a girlfriend but expresses interest in another girl who he liked prior to dating his current girlfriend.

"He just called Ri hot! He's a major starn."

starn by PopsicleMeltingWeen February 7, 2018

No man land

A women's restroom.

Kathy's in no man land.

No man land by Deep blue 2012 May 18, 2010

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