fingered up the duckpond

popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.

Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.

Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond

fingered up the duckpond by wertytrew May 6, 2011

29th September slap

Slap your any short person on 29th September..

29th September slap people who are short only one time and one person just slap them also you can just call them short and vlahah I’m short ahahah

29th September slap by have fun September 27, 2020

jimmy ray

slang for a cigarette or 'fag'

this is based on the alleged homosexual tendencies of 90s pop star Jimmy Ray, famous for his 1997 hit 'Are You Jimmy Ray?'

"coming outside for a jimmy ray?"

jimmy ray by millsyching May 24, 2009

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

Fuck, shit, cunt! by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Smexi

A very attractive mexican. Usually pretty awesome.
Mexi + Sexy = Smexi

"Dam'n Miguel is so smexi!"

Smexi by SexyBeast69 June 9, 2013

astig

Super cool in get-ups, wardrobe, hairstyle, and everything...

He's astig dude!
Wow! how astig naman your get-up man!

astig by Lara Croft January 15, 2005

Heteroskeptical

Straight but curious and ok to admit it. On a spectrum of Gay-Straight they know they are leaning towards straight and are probably more straight than most homophobes who are afraid to question their sexuality. The heteroskeptical is looking to explore but will probably, like any reasonable person, only explore to be sure so that he/she doesnt make the wrong decision.

My best friend asked me if I would ever hook up with a guy as a joke. I said yes. He was kind of shocked. Then I explained that it was not out of some crazy desire or hidden gayness that I wanted to try it, but rather out of a desire to be sure I was making the right decisions on this big question. Then he understood and said, "I think we're all a little heteroskeptical if we really dig deep enough, just like you can never be totally sure about the God question, you just have to really explore the options to come to your conclusion."

Heteroskeptical by Shmellow March 16, 2009

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