Acronym for 'fuck me dead', often used when abbreviating in text messages, online messenger systems or social networking services such as Facebook, Myspace and so on.
example 1:
girl #1 "fmd, that boy is hot!"
girl #2 "yeah, i'd let him fmd!"
example 2:
boy "this really hot chick invited me to a party tonight, but i have to work. fmd."
girl #1 "fmd, that boy is hot!"
girl #2 "yeah, i'd let him fmd!"
example 2:
boy "this really hot chick invited me to a party tonight, but i have to work. fmd."
by bearcakes91 April 24, 2009
Sebastion: Dude. You have to help me with my project.
Henry: You know what man? FMD. I don't have to do anything.
Sebastion: Alright man, sorry.
Henry: You know what man? FMD. I don't have to do anything.
Sebastion: Alright man, sorry.
by Sawa. May 21, 2010
"For Massive Damage".
From the Sony 2006 E3 press conference. During the Genji 2 demo the presenter said, "So here's this giant crab. And you attack its weakpoint for massive damage".
Also, they fought giant enemy crabs in Ancient Japan, evidently.
From the Sony 2006 E3 press conference. During the Genji 2 demo the presenter said, "So here's this giant crab. And you attack its weakpoint for massive damage".
Also, they fought giant enemy crabs in Ancient Japan, evidently.
Can be used actively:
Wii360 > PS3 FMD. Reads "The Nintendo Wii and Microsoft 360 combo owns Sony's PS3 for Massive Damage."
Can be used reflexively:
Sony's price announced at $599US hurt themselves FMD.
Wii360 > PS3 FMD. Reads "The Nintendo Wii and Microsoft 360 combo owns Sony's PS3 for Massive Damage."
Can be used reflexively:
Sony's price announced at $599US hurt themselves FMD.
by Ignoramouse May 30, 2006
fluorescent multilayer disk, a new storage medium developed by constellation 3d capable of storing 140 GB of data. it is not yet on the market, but might be in the next few years, if they get their lazy asses in gear.
by d-shadow January 16, 2004
Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.
A way of expressing something.
A way of expressing something.
by stuey_boy May 06, 2008
Fuck My Day. When FML (Fuck my life) is too dramatic and certain things ruin your day, FMD may be more reasonable.
by creatorOfFMD March 20, 2011