fmd

Acronym for 'fuck me dead', often used when abbreviating in text messages, online messenger systems or social networking services such as Facebook, Myspace and so on.

example 1:
girl #1 "fmd, that boy is hot!"
girl #2 "yeah, i'd let him fmd!"

example 2:
boy "this really hot chick invited me to a party tonight, but i have to work. fmd."

by bearcakes91 April 24, 2009

fmd

An acronym which stands for 'fuck my dick'. A way to express anger, similar to smd.

Sebastion: Dude. You have to help me with my project.

Henry: You know what man? FMD. I don't have to do anything.

Sebastion: Alright man, sorry.

by Sawa. May 21, 2010

fmd

"For Massive Damage".

From the Sony 2006 E3 press conference. During the Genji 2 demo the presenter said, "So here's this giant crab. And you attack its weakpoint for massive damage".

Also, they fought giant enemy crabs in Ancient Japan, evidently.

Can be used actively:
Wii360 > PS3 FMD. Reads "The Nintendo Wii and Microsoft 360 combo owns Sony's PS3 for Massive Damage."

Can be used reflexively:
Sony's price announced at $599US hurt themselves FMD.

by Ignoramouse June 01, 2006

fmd

fluorescent multilayer disk, a new storage medium developed by constellation 3d capable of storing 140 GB of data. it is not yet on the market, but might be in the next few years, if they get their lazy asses in gear.

fmd disks hold the record for highest storage capacity.

by d-shadow January 16, 2004

FMD

Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.

A way of expressing something.

FMD that's amazing
FMD the size of those
FMD where you get them?
FMD how much?
FMD you did what?

by stuey_boy May 05, 2008

Fmd

Fuck me daddy

Will you fmd ?

by Pikachusbitch December 30, 2016

FMD

Fuck My Day. When FML (Fuck my life) is too dramatic and certain things ruin your day, FMD may be more reasonable.

A bird just shit on my head. FMD.

by creatorOfFMD April 04, 2011