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Young, Hot, Amazing Abe's, got Swag, Baller, Want to be with him, Chicks Love him, Arrival makes people go Wild, Sexy, HOT, Smart, Athletic, Unstoppable in Basketball, and ETC.
1) Ali: Hey!
2) Girl: Lets go to my place.
3) Ali: What?
4) Girl: You HURD ME!!!

5) LEHZ GOOO!!!!
Ali by BATTA24 April 15, 2011

missouri compromise 

This term refers to an act whereby a young lady circumvents the loss of her viginity by practicing anal instead of vaginal intercourse. Its namesake refers to the compromise of 1820, whereby Missouri was excluded from inclusion as free state, even though it was above the Mason-Dixon line. Similarly, When a young lady finally is subject to vaginal intercourse, it is known as bleeding Kansas, which refers to the after effects of the Kansas-Nebraska act of 1854 which revoked the Missouri Compromise.
Frank's girlfriend wanted to keep her flower intact but frank needed release. Because her braces cut him too badly, they had to go with the Missouri compromise.

Hammered Dog Shit 

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.
Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.
Hammered Dog Shit by tbone87 April 28, 2008

.hannakustu 

The most amazing mutual on tiktok they are very pretty she is a some and they post haikyuu and there dog a lot

- atsumu.simp._1 on tiktok
Omg look at there TikToks

Ya I love .hannakustu account
.hannakustu by Notme123abc May 23, 2022

Beasthole 

1. Two best friends that are beastly and assholes.
2. A berly’s nasty box.
1. Kim: “Chastity, since we are beastholes, let’s take ex lax and shit in each others mouths.”
Chastity: My mouth already looks like ass lips so some shit on them would be very fitting, thank you for the great idea my very best beasthole!
2. Berly sent a picture of her beasthole on Snapchat and everyone who saw it had to get therapy.

Superfriend 

When a person becomes extremely close friends with a new acquaintance at a scarily rapid pace, and is unable to speak or think (publicly or privately) of anything other than this new BFF, or spend time with anyone but this new person. This lasts for a period of up to 3 weeks, when the superfriendship dies, resulting in a 1 to 2 week period of drama, until the superfriender finds their next mark.
What's Cara doing doing tonight? Oh she just superfriended an indian chick at her new job... she will be unavailable for a few weeks.
Superfriend by unhipster September 5, 2012