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Unicornity 

A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.
Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."

Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."

Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.
Unicornity by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020
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lezzerbean 

a girl tha likes girls
shut up ye little lezzerbean
lezzerbean by ping June 29, 2021

Wavy David 

A water wave used for riding a surfboard on.
Hey dude! I rode that wavy david all the way to the sand bra!
Wavy David by Regal Man September 11, 2011
Chou Tzuyu is a girl from a Korean girl group known as TWICE formed by JYP entertainment.
My bais in TWICE is Tzuyu
Tzuyu by Jimins lost jams February 2, 2019

Caprasphyxintracoitus 

A fetish involving the act of auto-asphyxiation whilst observing the intercourse between two farm animals; particularly sheep, yaks, rams, or goats.
Chuck: Dude, what in the hell are you doing with those goats?
Dale: Oh I'm just getting my daily fix.

Chuck: Wait, are you practicing caprasphyxintracoitus?

Dale: Why yes, I do this every day!
Chuck: Mind if I watch?
Dale: Sure, just stand over there.

heart of midlothian 

The supreme footballing club of Edinburgh. Known for dominance of their hapless city rivals Hibernian, their committed travelling support and widely credited with making Scottish football exciting once more.
Heart of Midlothian are having a festivity, Hibernian are dormant.

ThatOegaGuy

ThatOegaGuy is chad
ThatOegaGuy by Yiikes91 May 19, 2021