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Hermitting 

Doing nothing. Sitting around your house doing nothing but watching TV or on the internet. Avoiding actual social activity other than the internet. Going out and doing something is usually an option, but you prefer being a loner. The act of hermitting is usually done in what is known as a hermie hut.
'What ya doing?' "Not much really, just hermitting."
Hermitting by ImHurrAndFancy July 13, 2011

Texas Mudslide 

The act of ejaculating in the face of a woman then immediately proceding to spit some chaw in her face as well.

Commonly done by men that are true beauties, all stars, champs, or overall wheelshows.

Any poser performing this act must be the victim of a Texas Mudslide while being chirped viciously by his superiors.
How was your night with that rocket" "Oh! It was great! Bitch gave me dome then I gave her a texas mudslide in return"
Texas Mudslide by SwaggerJacks November 29, 2011
A young male, orange in skin color, who thinks he is part of a higher homosexual society where he is king. Lips are always glossed with pink lip gloss and never wears a shirt. Pants are nearly always ripped and his middle finger always makes an appearance in every facebook picture.
Did you see that guy just now? He is totally rockin the Mikey D look.
Mikey D by BriskIcedTea45 July 28, 2011

ConMarks 

ConMarks were invented in 1906 by Conzelend Nationlist Christopher Thergood in his book titled “Manifest of a Country” he explains how the currency of a Nationlist Conzelend would work and how it would differ from other currencies. Before the first Conzelend Civil War, Conzelend would use Britains gold standard up until after the Conzelend Civil War which then afterwards was replaced with the US Dollar until a one President Resnov Strotskey read Christopher’s book two years before he took office in 1942 and one his Resnovs first orders was to remove the US Dollar and set up Conzelends own currency. In 1946 Resnov introduced to the world and Conzelendist alike the ConMark and it was entirety taken from Christopher Thergoods book and Resnov would emphasize that he took inspiration from Christopher and his works and in 1967 President Freddy Wes would change the sign of the current from CM to MC because he stated that “The design was much more smoother and looks clean”. So now Conzelend has been doing very well and successfully with the currency of the ConMark and there is no sign of slow down in the currency or the economy.
“The total will be 10 ConMarks.”
“Gas prices are 20.99 ConMarksons!”
“A Hotel room is 300 ConMarks.”
ConMarks by MrhyenaYT March 24, 2021
A girl who honestly has got it all... the crazy thing is she doesnt even know it. Shes got the perfect balance of everything. Drop dead stunning beautiful looks, intelligence out of this world, an amazing down to earth personality who can make a guy fall for her in matter of seconds, this girl has the kindest and most caring heart you cant even imagine... She is definetly sent from Heaven, and god made her the most beautiful blue eyes, that when you stare at her eyes, you can get lost in for hours, dazing and dreaming. She's definetly one in a million , very unique, and different, and any guy would be lucky to have her, shes got the whole package...
You know Maggie is special.
Maggie by anonymouss... September 30, 2011
when you alternate typing letters from the left and right sides of the keyboard and skip every other letter (different from qpwoeirutyw) but only type the first row of keys (your soul has long left this world from boredom and nothing remains to bind you to typing the remaining rows). such a combination of keys is only attained when one has reached such an unfathomable level of boredom that they are to start departing their mortal coil.
"qpeity. qpeity. qpeity. qpeity.", samuel typed into google over and over again as he struggled to remain conscious in history class
qpeity by anon23948723948729384 March 31, 2024
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