Jonahcide

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".

Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.

Jonahcide by jewish american princes March 10, 2015

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cruc

A man of large proportions. Also usually hairy and with an unhealthy desire for meat. A man who is allergic to vegetables.

That carrot dodging chubby's a right cruc.

cruc by GKennedy May 24, 2007

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Whag

Something or someone is iconic

Harry styles is whag

Whag by ThiccbreadtsickJal April 12, 2019

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Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

Cooked by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

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Banky

A Banjee and Janky word assortment.

I found this cheap ass generic otterbox in the dumpster and sold it to an old Louisville bum for $100 on some Banky shit

Banky by Fioniox June 30, 2022

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homework

Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.

(9:00 pm)

Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

homework by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

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bubble

A bubble is a circular sphere usally made of a hollowed out light bulb, commoning used to smoke meth out of

"yo nigga pass da bubble fool!"

"Wtf u Broke My bubble bitch"

"dude hit dis bubble dawg"

bubble by murderman143 February 1, 2008

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