Throw Job
After drinking too much on her wedding night, Jeanene was giving a mean blow job and accidentally turned it into a throw job.
Urban Dictionary
Sadaf
The direct translation of this word is derived from Persian, to mean; mother of pearl. However, over time a language has evolved, so did the term Sadaf.
It commonly refers to a girl of astounding beauty, intelligence and moral nature. Her smile is amazing, and she is mungo kind. However, these quality are only amplified by a bubbly personality, an ability to make others laugh, smile and an overwhelming love of her close friends and family. This intense love may predispose a Sadaf to worry a little too much of the welfare of her loved ones. A Sadaf can rest assured that everyone is going to be fine.
It it generally accepted that once on meets a Sadaf they can relax, as they can be assured that they are in the best of company. There is always fun, and good times when a Sadaf is present and this makes them dearly sought out by those who enjoy awesomeness.
Whoever should be so lucky to manage to win over a Sadaf should ensure they treat her with respect, dignity and ensure that there is a mutually understood sense of equality. Never undermine her intelligence, because you will get wasted, she is too smart for you.
There is no others in the world like a Sadaf, so cherish your Sadaf you mungo lucky people.
It commonly refers to a girl of astounding beauty, intelligence and moral nature. Her smile is amazing, and she is mungo kind. However, these quality are only amplified by a bubbly personality, an ability to make others laugh, smile and an overwhelming love of her close friends and family. This intense love may predispose a Sadaf to worry a little too much of the welfare of her loved ones. A Sadaf can rest assured that everyone is going to be fine.
It it generally accepted that once on meets a Sadaf they can relax, as they can be assured that they are in the best of company. There is always fun, and good times when a Sadaf is present and this makes them dearly sought out by those who enjoy awesomeness.
Whoever should be so lucky to manage to win over a Sadaf should ensure they treat her with respect, dignity and ensure that there is a mutually understood sense of equality. Never undermine her intelligence, because you will get wasted, she is too smart for you.
There is no others in the world like a Sadaf, so cherish your Sadaf you mungo lucky people.
'Hi my name is John, what's yours?'
'My name is Sadaf'
'Thank gosh! I was about to leave, but now I know that there is a Sadaf here I can relax and listen to you speak awesomeness'
'Oh! Thanks!'
'No, no... I should thank you, I'm talking to the most super intelligent, amazingly gorgeous girl in the world. You sure are hot!'
'My name is Sadaf'
'Thank gosh! I was about to leave, but now I know that there is a Sadaf here I can relax and listen to you speak awesomeness'
'Oh! Thanks!'
'No, no... I should thank you, I'm talking to the most super intelligent, amazingly gorgeous girl in the world. You sure are hot!'
Sadaf by !ButterChicken December 6, 2011
joeheathcote
Also referred to as "Chickenslayer" and "Chickenman"
joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).
A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.
A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.
You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".
The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.
If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.
joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).
A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.
A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.
You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".
The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.
If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.
My lord, I can hear strange words coming from the bushes again...
As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.
As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.
joeheathcote by bighomiemood February 14, 2018
Firth
Firth by Dr. Curtis December 6, 2003
Alol
The word alol is a very good abbreviation meaning “actually laughing out lound” you could also use the term aloling for a better sentence
Alol by Kait Leigh August 6, 2020