Firth

The process of being penetrated in the booty hole while giving birth.

Christopher is a firth baby.

by CupDude February 17, 2009

Firth

a bacterial disease

skinny white boy who looks like he has down syndrome = firth

by sam excellent December 4, 2003

Firth

Puss-filled bubble, usually located around the anus.

"Yo, is that Firth in that Chevy?"

by Dr. Curtis December 6, 2003

Firth

A derivative of filth. Meaning lower than specks of dust on your shoes.

Man, that is pure firth!

by Crismon June 16, 2003

Firthing

Firthing is the act of hanging around the object of your affections looking intense but never actually telling them how you feel. The term is named for Colin Firth who played Mr. Darcy in a film adaption of Pride and Prejudice and spent a lot of time "firthing."

Rather than just tell her crush how she felt, Rebecca chose instead to spend the entire party firthing in his general vicinity.

by m1thrand1r August 27, 2013

Firthed

To be the innocent bystander or victim of an explosion, either pyrotechnic or as the result of an instantaneous release of pressure, ie. a pressurised vessel bursting.

'Whatever's the matter? You look awful.', 'I'm sorry. on the way to work I was firthed!'

'My god. I've been firthed!'

by Ming the-merciless June 3, 2009

Firthed

When you kiss a girl with your mouth barely open and show no emotion or build intensity. Maybe you have learned Portuguese in the process. Made famous by Colin Firth in all of his movies.

Yah, I got “firthed” last night...

by Peege01 February 18, 2019