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God is the super-duper metaphysical Being who created the universe and all that is in it. He transcends time and space because He created it, hence physical specks like us can't see Him or fully comprehend Him.

God loves humanity, but gave humans a choice to love Him back. Mankind collectively refused this offer when the universal representative (some dude called Adam) said 'no thanks bucko', culminating in everything going to the dogs and the world plunging into turmoil and suffering, which was fair enough really.

Nevertheless, despite being rejected by His own creation, God sent His Son to earth as a random called Jesus, who died the death we were meant to. If you are Jesus' friend and you bite the bullet, you can sneak past security with him at the pearly gates, but otherwise you're stuffed.
Thank God I'm with Jesus.
God by rocket_engineer February 25, 2008

Posttraumatic Word Disorder 

A condition emanating from having been subjected to an endless torrent of words consisting of meaningless bullshit.
There is no doubt that after a visit with my Bipolar and exceedingly hyperverbal father that I would feel the impact of my deeply ingrained Posttraumatic Word Disorder.
What you say when something/someone is overly cute or adorable.

Can also be used in reference to an wind instrument.
Tay- So yeah. My boyfriend brought me flowers today.
Amber- Awww, piccolo!

Kid 1- Look at that bunny!
Kid 2- Oooh piccolo!!!
Piccolo by Taryn, Righ? April 9, 2008

Grankini 

Swimwear that looks like something your Grandma/Nan/Granny would wear.
Stu: "I like that swimming costume"

Jess: "What?! It's a Grankini!"
Grankini by Mobsy April 29, 2009
Squad means a group a friends that consider themselves a family, they're loud as fuck, and their ghetto as fuck
"Our squad is liiiiiiiiiit".
"damn look at their squad ".
squad by madison4323 May 15, 2016
When walking and you hit your side/hip on an object preferably a table.
no need for an example, everyone does it. You probably got t-boned earlier today.
T-bone by mysterysaintQ January 22, 2014

max Murphy

Kids a bitch and sucks at track
Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track
max Murphy by Mysterious Plum April 30, 2024
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