T-bone

A very abnormally tOlL male speciman who has a very small ;). Also has scary scary deep male voice and likes to date girls with the same sounding names (ex. Jessie, Jaycee, Josie). Will 10/10 screw you over

Speciman 1: OH MY GOD you should totally date him !!

Speciman 2: U THOT he’s such a T-bone !! Not even close to boyfriend material

by Hehehe112 October 8, 2018

T-bone

The best nickname for any male (if Cool) with a Name that starts with a "T"

Un-cool Male :Hey whats up Thomas.

Cool Male :Hey whats up T-bone

by Drgitmoney January 13, 2011

T-bone

for a motor vehicle to collide with the side of another motor vehicle

Watch how you drive! You almost T-boned that pickup.(example of T-bone)

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2011

T-bone

When walking and you hit your side/hip on an object preferably a table.

no need for an example, everyone does it. You probably got t-boned earlier today.

by mysterysaintQ January 22, 2014

T-bone

When a guy Tbags with a boner.

I dipped my balls in her mouth while I had a hard on. I finally T-boned her.

by DefinitelyNotHippie August 17, 2019

T-bone

A nickname that sounds cool at first, but later a person realizes why that person is so nicknamed. Especially applicable if that person did something stupid to receive said nickname.

Hey have you met T-bone
No, but cool nickname
Actually he walked into a parked car.
Wow that is a T-bone.

by Jewtang Forever December 13, 2009

t-boned

When a car hits another in the side forming a letter "T"

"I ran a red light and I tboned this other car!"

by Monica February 28, 2004