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the best guy out there. someone who’ll keep you safe and will make you feel protected and loved. They’re driven and will always try to become a better person. He’ll be there for you when you’re down and will help you get back up.
Nico a great guy and he’s perfect for you
Nico by sabfornico December 22, 2021

gesticurbating 

The act of masturbating (arousing ones self until climax) while gesticulating (to flail arms about excitedly)
(Verb)
Me: what's you do this weekend?

Her: I tried gesticurbating, wow what a rush!
gesticurbating by 981eredilkcil September 11, 2016

Old Fart Life 

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
Old Fart Life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
The cutest person ever
Really smart and funny
Actually mentally ill
*Please refrain from using Namirah in conversation*
Namirah by doinggodswork February 25, 2019
To look like a chola - a gangster chick from LA. Being cholafied usually means that you aren't really a true chola and are just appropriating the style. To have shaved off eyebrows which are then pencilled in thin and dark or to have them tattooed on. This gives the eyebrows an unnatural, perfect Sharpied look. Dark lipliner is applied to outline the lips to make them look bigger. Gangs tattoos are also common like a teardrop, 3 dots (Mi Vida Loca), or any tattoo repping where they're from. Additional identifiers of the cholafied style include: cat eyes, hair sprayed high bangs, crunchy gelled hair, bandanas, Dickies, Raiders jerseys, plaid shirts with only the top buttoned, white tank tops, and clean Nike Cortez's.
Lady Gaga is trying to look all cholafied, bringing back Chola style to pop culture. Now all the little girls want to be a Chola for Halloween.

Stop overplucking your eyebrows and putting on dark brown lipliner. You're looking all cholafied.

In middle school, I looked like soooooooo cholafied. Nobody messed with me because I looked so mean.
cholafied by Mister_Michael August 5, 2012

Mary Michelle

A real life super woman. Someone who is always there when you need her. Someone who is resilient even when life tried it's hardest to break her. She is a real life angel with a long fuse, but you better hope she it doesn't burn up because she will tear you a new butt hole. She's a beast when it's necessary but a sweet heart through and through.

She's the type of woman any man would be so lucky to have, you could definitely take her home to mama.

She fights for what she believes in and speaks up for those who can't speak for themselves.

She's an amazing care giver, she'll wipe your butt and even help with a suppository if absolutely necessary.

She's strong as they come, and funny too! She'll make your day when you're at your lowest.

She's a hell of a woman and anyone who can call her their friend is beyond blessed.

She doesn't get the recognition she deserves, or the love she deserves. But one day it'll come full circle. Because of anyone deserves it, Mary Michelle deserves it.
Holy crap, look- it's Mary Michelle! Quick let's go get a hug before she's gone!! Wow!
Mary Michelle by M&Ms4life June 17, 2026