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Anime Atheist 

Huge fucking unemployed virgin who has a galaxy AoT backpack, watches Hololive, and sucks toes
“God Anime Atheist is such a shit owner”

“Fr that dude needs to stop watching V-Tubers and get a job
A sandwich prepared by a woman (ie. the way it should be). This sandwich is then consumed by a male, therefore making him feel like the man he deserves to be.
Woman: "Want a sandwich, honey?"
Man: "Only if you make it! I need a damn good manwich right now!"
manwich by lololftw March 17, 2010

blue light brigade 

(S. Afr.) VIP protection motorcade.

Blue light brigades consist of between five and twenty black SUVs with tinted windows and flashing blue lights, depending on the overinflation of the ego of the obnoxious fatcat contained therein.

Blue light brigades have been known to force honest taxpaying motorists off the road or even shoot at them. They don't stop a traffic lights, drive in emergency lanes and break every possible traffic law.

In South Africa, the proper road etiquette when encountering one is to drive into their lane and block them for as long as possible without endangering your own vehicle, hoot repeatedly and wind down your window to give them the finger. You should also politely request all your passengers to give them the finger too.
I almost got rammed by a blue light brigade the other day. There were 20 vehicles in it, so it must have been Jacob Zuma or someone. I blocked him for 15 seconds and gave him the finger though.

liquor blanket 

when you're chilling at the park all day in a tank top and flip flops and even when the sun starts to go down, you are not cold, because you've been drinking all day and the buzz makes you feel like you are wrapped in a warm, cozy blanket
sam: hey, wanna join us at the park?

jamie: nah, it's gonna get cold
sam: you wont feel it - we got liquor blankets.
liquor blanket by elle99 June 2, 2014
Word of the Day on June 8, 2014

Worthing 

This is a town in the south of England which contains many scum bag little rats which carry knifes and like to fight

I live in Brighton , a town around 20 mins away
Yo g let’s go Worthing Mac Donalds
Worthing by J.r.btown September 7, 2019
A description not limited to but primarily including behavioral mannerisms, idiomatic expressions, identity constructs and cultural affinities of Armenian individuals from anywhere in the Middle East, the Caucasus, Europe, Africa, North America and beyond.

Something "Haleb" tends to be unassociated with mainstream American societal norms, modern understanding of community, government and interpersonal relationships and the proper functioning of technology.

"Disco" component: due to the inability of the "Haleb" to musically modernize while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge and incorporate centuries of tradition and achievement by Ottoman Armenians as composers, elite instrumentalists and acclaimed vocalists, "Haleb" also contains a "disco" component that flourishes in communities throughout North America. In the "disco" component of the "Haleb", traditional music of pre-genocide Armenians is rejected as dangerously primitive at best and a reminder of genocidal victimhood at worst. Although never outright addressed, this underlying concept lies at the root of the "Haleb", leading to the "disco" component memorialized in synthesizer music and wildly dancing entertainers in high heels.

Pronounced: Haleb (Ha as in "rock" and leb as in "red")

Variants: "Heleb" (He as "red" and leb as in "red")

There is a "Haleb world", "Haleb people" and it is also acceptable to just say "Haleb".

Sample #1:

Jim: Look at that disco band! They are amazing!

Antranig: So haleb...

Sample #2:

Jim: What is this Heleb wire you have here? (as Jim holds up a wire that is flimsy and has ceased functioning)

Note: variation in pronunciation and spelling.

Sample #3:

Madonna: Well what can I say, that's how my relatives are back home...

Andrew Sr.: Oh Madonna - they are out of their #$%@ing minds!

Andrew Jr.: So haleb...

Sample #4:

Haleb person: Agam, talk to this man in English...

Andrew: Congressman Jenkins, it is a pleasure to meet with you and discuss issues of concern to the community.

Haleb person: Asang chular yaw...

Andrew: So haleb...
haleb by Haleb June 24, 2008
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