strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

strabel by Teleboy June 25, 2020

The creator games 2

The most unfair fucking thing in the history of the universe

Josh: Hey have you heard of the creator games 2?
Me: Oh that! It was shit!

The creator games 2 by Memeplex October 20, 2020

Fogelberg

A guy who feigns emotional sensitivity to garner sexual favors.

That guitar dude is a total fogelberg.

Fogelberg by Ms. Petty Davis December 17, 2018

Wesamian Logic

Invented in 2016, Wesamian Logic takes advantage of stupidity and applies it in a positive sense to allow for conversations that ironically, contain no logic.

Wesam: "Get me an empty cup while you're at Starbucks"
Other: "I can't, its 25 cents and I'm broke"
Wesam: "Just play some sick 50 cent beats, and they'll give you two cups"
Other: "Wow, why doesn't the rest of the world apply Wesamian Logic?"

Wesamian Logic by FuckRubesh November 23, 2016